caseyanthonyofficial:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

More like welcome to gash cab

hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

(via isuggestyougoreadabook)

h0odrich:

I think the biggest problem people have with you claiming how good you look is that they think you’re claiming it in comparison to them. people don’t realize you can coexist and look good as hell without competing with the person next to you….so anyways point is I look so fucking good

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities, via chicken-mcthuggits)

"Fucking white people"

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via chicken-mcthuggits)