your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

UGLY SQUIDWARD BITCH LMAOOOOOO

(Source: k1mkardashian, via officialsblog)

moshingice:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

(via officialsblog)

firnharries:

"how did your internet addiction start"

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(Source: cliffordokay, via agrabahprincess)

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(via agrabahprincess)

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

(via agrabahprincess)

singingtomysoul:

arseniccupcakes:

SO MUCH LADY LOVE

I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS 

No, but what gets me in this movie

is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle.

Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with wide hips and large rear ends and small breasts. Women who are black and white and every other ethnicity she came across, I’m sure. Women with straight hair and natural hair and grey hair. Older women and middle-aged women and young women.

Everyone is beautiful to Giselle. There’s no reason anyone wouldn’t be beautiful. There’s no reason beauty should ever be just one thing, that being a princess should ever be just one thing.

Everyone is a princess to Giselle, and if one of the princesses politely corrected her and said they were a prince she’d probably nod earnestly and talk about how dashing and handsome they looked too.

(Source: gelphie, via agrabahprincess)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via officialsblog)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via officialsblog)

vitalemontea:

imlittlemisssunshine:


#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my the tag
CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.


gold.
hahahahahaahahah that tag oh my gooodnes!!!!

vitalemontea:

imlittlemisssunshine:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

gold.

hahahahahaahahah that tag oh my gooodnes!!!!

(via agrabahprincess)

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

(via officialsblog)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via isuggestyougoreadabook)

"Please don’t, above all, plant me in your heart. I grow too quick."

Rainer Maria Rilke, Sonnets To Orpheus (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: stxxz.us, via isuggestyougoreadabook)