mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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illustratosphere:

一切都将归于平静 by 东mi

illustratosphere:

一切都将归于平静 by 东mi

sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

(Source: sorry, via caseyanthonyofficial)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache, via officialsblog)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

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marialuisa-pr:

gynocraticgrrl:

Jessica Rey presents the history of the evolution of the swimsuit including the origins of its design, how it has changed overtime and the post-feminist association of the bikini symbolizing female empowerment. She refers to neuro-scientific studies revealing how male brains react to images of scantily clad women versus images of women deemed modest and what the implications of the results are for women in society.

(Note: As the OP, I disagree with Rey’s approach to putting the onus on women to alter ourselves rather than to alter the male perception of women – brain wiring has plenty to do with socialization and if we worked against the culture that fuels men’s objectification of women, women’s clothing choices would matter far less in terms of how men perceive us and determine how to interact with us).

Jessica Rey - The Evolution of the Swim Suit

bolding mine

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"JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE"

walter white in any given episode (via lordoftheinternet)

(Source: buttwyatt, via officialsblog)

multicolors:

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

woodelf68:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

Kelpie. Or possibly a Pooka. Do not trust horses who show up in the middle of nowhere and seem to want to give you a ride.



But look at it tho

multicolors:

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

woodelf68:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

Kelpie. Or possibly a Pooka. Do not trust horses who show up in the middle of nowhere and seem to want to give you a ride.

But look at it tho

(Source: whiteangelxoxo, via re4lhorrorshow)

trust:

how do people even motivate themselves to do homework i want to know

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